Gossip Girl: Sex, Lies and Cell Phone Pics

And the drama begins...

Chuck and some Gentleman’s Club girl. He recruits Vanessa and Nate to try to find her.

Questions arise about Dan and Miss Carr—even Serena’s picking up on some more than friendly vibes.

Blair is being, well, Blair. Love how she had Deroda doing her punishment and sneaking in cell phones.

LOL…patting Dan on the back for hooking up with the teacher.

Raccoon makeup—that’s right! So glad she’s almost back to the old Jenny. I missed her.

Chuck bagging a mom? Weird.

Dan in the ladies’ room—look who got some cajones.

Probably not a good idea to hang around the teacher people thinking you’re hooking up with, Dan.

Uh-oh, someone’s in trouble.

Damn…the teacher just needs to roll with it. Midwest girl better watch it. She’s really pissed now.

Watch out for the pretty blonde, teacher.

Sidenote: Can’t wait to see He’s Just Not that Into You

Don’t think Serena’s going to understand, Dan. Vanessa’s right.

LOL! V got an invite to the sex club?

Oh get off your high horse teacher…nice try Serena. No, bitch, we can’t be friends.

What the hell? Chuck found his girl?

And why are Dan and the teacher having dinner together with romantic lighting?

Oh Rose from Related, it’s OK, no need to cry. What happened to the hardass?

What?! What did she just say?

Uh-oh—Serena get it on camera. Good girl. Why am I rooting for Blair instead of the ethical teacher? What has this show done to me?

What the hell? Daddy Bass was part of a secret sex club?

Vanessa and Nate doing their own “club” thing? LMAO!

Uh-oh…and there’s the smoking gun…and Blair wins.

Now Dan’s going to break up with you Serena. If he wasn’t before, he is now.

Teacher is gone. And Daddy is angry. Now, Dan and Serena are going to break up again…ZZZZZZZZ

It’s ain’t over. Who are you idiots fooling?

Uh-oh, Dan’s going to hook up with the teacher now.

How does a teacher live in a nice NYC apartment like that on her salary?

Oh Dan, have you not learned your lesson? Oh wow! Teacher went for it and Dan is all for it.

Ummmm, teacher’s coming back? But she’s screwing Dan. Will that be a problem? Wow, they really got to it fast.

Overall, not their best, but I can’t wait to see what happens with Dan and the teacher. I’m just glad that the Dan/Serena saga is over for now. Them dating while their parents are is a little weird. I hope the missing nanny/sex club storyline doesn’t end up being a ridiculous dud. It already seems a little WTFish. The need to figure out what to do with Nate and Vanessa cuz they’re kinda boring. And Little J needs a story again, but I guess with big bro Dan bonking the teach, she’s not going to see much action. Only one Humphrey kid can be the center of attention at any given time.

Fave moment: Teacher jumping all over little Dan.