Nip/Tuck: Daddy Issues

LOL…Liz giving Christian a BJ! Lesbian bed death? LOL!
Awkward opening scene. Come on, Lizzie, you had to know this wasn’t going to work.
Ummm, the guy’s what? 12? She fell in love with an 8-year-old? Ummm, seventh grade? Oh dear lord.
Christian and Shawn are so cracking up inside. This couple is a freakshow.
Matt still wants to be a doctor? Yeah, no. Ain’t gonna happen. You didn’t inherit his brains cuz you don’t have his DNA, Matt.
LOL…Lizzie do something with your hair and clothes. Oh Raj…you’re funny little guy.
Penile enhancements—you gotta love this show.
How are you going to stand there and ask your son to make your penis larger? I don’t care that you’re doctors, it’s just weird.
LOL…this convo is weird. His dad wants to whore around. OMG.
Wow, he’s a well-trained son. And he looks oh so happy that he’s going to make his dad’s penis larger.
Christian really is back in action. He doesn’t waste time.
Lizzie looks good.
Man, he really doesn’t waste time.
His mother! LOL! You tell him, Lizzie.
Before you turn into a pumpkin…nice, Christian, very nice. So slick.
Raj and doc bonding over wings. How cute. I want some wings now.
His boob is moving? Umm, what happened?
Lizzie’s cheating on Christian…lmao!
Ummm, what are all those hair plugs? Yeah, that woman has a problem—she likes ‘em young.
Oh no, poor Doogie. Damn, Doogie got slapped.
Now Matt’s going to be the bad influence. Great, the corruption of Raj Doogie.
Please Raj, don’t cut off your hands. I already saw a woman cut her boob off. I can’t handle anymore.
Oh hell no, do not slam that door, Matt! Are you crazy Raj? Nooooooo! This show is all sorts of crazy!
Wow, that’s a really effed hand. Guess this means no more Dr. Raj.
Yeah, totally saw that coming—saw how she looked at his little bro. Woman has a serious problem.
Please don’t quit, Lizzie. Damn, you did it!
Does that mean they’re all moving back to Miami? It is the last season.

Even though this show is completely insane and so naughty, it's totally my deep down dirty little secret. I mean way deep down. Christian is just ridiculous with his a-hole manwhoring ways. Shawn isn't much better. And the patients--don't get me started. A woman who checks out boys at the age of 8 seriously has a problem. Nothing good ever comes from teacher-student relationships. That was just gross. Matt and Raj's daddy issues--man, those two really need some help. Talk about dysfunction. Slamming a door on your hand so you don't have to be doctor? Raj totally had the crappy deal, hands down. Oddly, this ep was pretty tame for them. I think I"m still scarred from last week.