Grey’s Anatomy & The Practice: The Big Tease

Izzy just tell someone.

Jump his bones Christina! Awww yeah, he’s smooth. Show that neck!

Yes, Callie, you right. Keep it to yourself.

Yes, Dr. Hunt…let’s not make this quick. Use it wisely, lmao!

Meredith’s not buying your lie little Grey.

She wants to have kids with you. There’s your sign Derek. Ask her.

Go Bailey! Speechless Bailey…LOL!

Talk about the Victorian romance—Christina having her own. OK, this is a little more schmaltzy than hot. Sorry, a miss in my book.

Boys are stupid…fake laughing? Really?

Bailey’s really having a hard time with the kid. One foot in front of the other. You can do it.

Wow, that’s an inspirational talk Blondie. Listen Bailey, she makes sense.

You tell him Callie! Yes, you’re an idiot Sloane. Little her—lol!

No Chief, grand gesture will scare Meredith and send her running to LA with Addison. But do it fast, she’s getting suspicious.

Yes, and split ends…lol. I think that’ll be least of their problems. Yeah, Shep, ask Meredith soon.

OK, awkward. Ummmm, this sex stuff is hilarious. 16, 12, 9…it’s like they’re calling out football plays or something.

LOL…Bailey and Christina holding Dr. Dixon. Too weird. They all look so awkward.

Bending over backwards…lmao.

I think they mixed up Izzy’s blood with the other woman. Cuz Izzy ain’t just anemic.

Go Little Grey, giving Big, Bad Sloane an ultimatum.

OK, enough of the crazy music every time we see Hunt and Christina. It’s getting on my nerves.

Why does Christina have to deal with all the crazies today?

I want your crappy babies…will you marry me. That’s would have been awesome. Meredith would have thought it was romantic.

Love that Bailey has a Bedazzler.

They’re really doing nothing with Callie’s character. Such a waste of her talent. Is the Peds surgeon a lesbian? Hmmmmm. Ummm, that qualifies as a name. Interesting…another blonde for Callie.

OMG…Derek! That’s too over the top. LMFAO! Sloane and Derek and teddy bears and roses! I can’t breathe.

And cut to Private Practice…

Yeah, he brings out the horny housewife in you Naomi. Guess Addy’s brother is good for something.

OMG…that seizure was intense.

I love Coop and Violet. I love their friendship.

Geez, just tell Charlotte Cooper.

Great, Coop’s getting an abandoned child.

And there’s the brain tumor. I thought Izzy was supposed to have the brain tumor. I’m so confused.

LOL…superfriends.

Yes, kids are very perceptive. That poor kid. I can’t believe parents can just leave their kids like that.

Man, that tumor looks big. Ummmm, parasites? He has parasites in his brain? How does one get parasites in their brain? Seriously Shonda? You couldn’t just give him a tumor or are you saving that for Izzy?

Awwww…Dell is a pro. I love him.

How do parents just decide they’re done? This is ridiculous. You go Coop…they deserve a fews kicks in their asses.

Seriously? That beach background looks so fake. They couldn’t dish out the money to film by the beach?

Oh Charlotte, just give in. It’s for a little girl.

Wow, Violet is finally telling the guys. And…wait for it…stop talking Violet. Let them talk. Perfect timing for morning sickness.

They call in Derek with 10 minutes left?! What the crap? This isn’t a special crossover ep. He’s only in it for a few minutes.

Wow, she has a good point. Maybe now that the fathers know, Coop can move out. I would think their relationship was weird, too if I were Charlotte.

Ummmm…really? That was the special crossover? Such a letdown.

Looks like next week has a lot of drama. Looks promising—much better than tonight’s tease.

I’ve had a tough time with Grey’s this season. The only storyline I seem to like is Christina and Hunt’s. The scenes with him sleeping and her reading were too precious. Love them. I wish we knew what exactly was wrong with Izzy. I guess they’re going forward with Callie being a lesbian. George was pretty much nonexistent.

Then we have Private Practice. I love the Addison/Archer dynamic. It’s very sweet. I’m glad Violet and Coop finally came clean. Ugh, I’m still upset that this special crossover event was such a letdown. Like I said, here’s hoping next week’s is much better. All I know is I saw a whole lot of drama—and that’s what I love.