Bring on the Bitches!

OK, the following is kind of a stream of consciousness recap/review. I usually like to take my time and be all detailed, but I guess I was just too excited tonight..Gossip Girl did not disappoint. Great ad campaign. Great first episode. Loved it!

Ain’t karma a bitch? We know Blair Waldorf is. LMAO! Even though I know G.Girl is Veronica Mars herself Kristen Bell, I just love how well they cast this voice. Perfectly bitchy and snarky. Lonelyboy now Playboy? Serena sitting shiva? Nate messing around with a married woman? Blair and Chuck…well, some things never change.

Damn that Motherchucker! Chuck Bastard!

I love how both Serena and Blair have fake boyfriends.

James=The Talented Mr. Ripley? Didn’t think Chuck or any teenager today could make that reference. Then again, I guess Upper East Side kids are much more cultured than the normal teenyboppers.

Love, love, love Serena’s white party look. Only someone built like her could pull that off.

As always, Dan’s timing is amazing. The reasons for them breaking up were so bogus. I’m glad they’ve come to their senses.

Playboy gets found out and gets a drink shower. Nice.

A Lord?! How ya gonna compete with that Chuck? LMAO! Oh Gossip Girl—you never cease to disappoint.

I’m not sure I completely buy Grandma changing her ways—seems a little strange to me and definitely too easy. Blair may be the bitch of the show, but Grandma proved last season she was the OG bitch.

Ahhh little Jenny, using her power for good instead of evil. Good girl.

Chuck trying to pull out the big guns after he finds out James is really a lord. And I’m Chuck Bass isn’t enough…great line. All he had to do was say three words, eight letters…but he couldn’t do it.

The end of summer is the beginning of a new season. You ain’t seen nothing yet. Xoxo Gossip Girl

Let the drama begin!

Photos courtesy of Gossip Girl Insider.